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...EMERGENCY...EMERGENCY...EMERGENCY... Comet narrowly avoids collision with Earth... Drops plant pod saplings on planet... Expect evening commute delays due to pure chaos and mayhem... Governments pleading citizens to nurture and not to anger plant pods...